1 – If you are afraid of dogs, when one encounters on the street, on a leash, you can also change the sidewalk. Or the street, shop, bar.
It is mandatory that you are right there: you do not have rails or in the overhead wires as you are bound to the trams. Even if it looks incredible, you can move ‘! If you stay on the same platform but it splattered on the wall as if you were going to shoot you, and when the dog passes you do: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOTENGAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!”, the dog forcibly affect you. Any living thing in the world turns to the curious who screams like an eagle, unless it is completely deaf. And dogs, almost always, deaf people are not: indeed, have heard of Madonna. If you do not want the dog to look at you or pull towards you with the intention to give you a friendly snort (thinking of the dog: “What will this strange object caciarone? It’s a little ‘sniff’ …”), first move. And without the casino.
2 – If you are afraid of dogs, also avoids leaving three hundred hour howling like a siren if a dog approaches you free, why run away screaming and what they do is prey.
And since the dog descended from the wolf, which is a predator, the urge to chase those who run away have one.
Then maybe it’s a dog that just wants to play socializzatissimo … but you will under the same shit. And then, for God’s sake, DO NOT RUN. Walk away quietly, slowly, without yelling or gesturing.
Why take away yell when you are afraid of dogs is like Tyson and be afraid to go and say “Hey, moron! How are you? ”
Tyson then that if you spring a punch, it’s not just all his fault.
3 – If it makes you sick that a dog will lick your face or kiss you in the mouth, avoid planting the said face-to-flow language.
Millemila will sometimes happens to me or that I see it happen: the canepiccolo Sciuramaria meet in the street (which is not afraid, precisely because it is small) and then, despite being basically a little ‘cinofoba, makes her pussy and goes to the strufugnargli with his nose. After the slap, and Sciuramaria schifatissima makes a face and yell: “Oddioooo! Leccatooooo me! What schifooooo. ” Mo ‘, I understand that you may be horrified if you meet a boxer who sees you for the first time in his life, he decides that he loves you to distraction, and you jump on the plant du’ m inaspettatissima tongue in my mouth, but if you’re the put your face at your tongue, you have to shut up.
Which avoids the hysterical scenes, which are very bad for morale canemunito human, and go get to wash my face in private, if you really want: Recalling, however, that the dog will have spent less and less bacilli, bacteria and similar to the ones you have trimmed yesterday Aunt Gina, when you have two exchanged kisses on the cheek.
4 – If a bruised dog shit, know that not all the neighborhood dogs have supervised and monitored all your moves and then go to scagazzare exactly on your path.
The poop has made an innocent, individual dog, whose single owner (colpevolissimo instead) has not pulled up.
But is not that why you can hate the whole canine species and the whole class of owners.
Blame the uncivilized that came out without a shovel, and remember that 90% of dog owners share your thoughts, do you agree with the label of the photo on the left and that they would be fined so uncivilized severe enough to go crooked at least a week.
But seeing additives and / or looked at with pure hate just because you have a dog, which have only ever picked up all the faeces, sometimes reaching over to pick up as well as others, is at least annoying. And it is deeply unfair.
5 – If the day after a new pests dog shit, that is what has been said above, with the addition of a little advice, but also looks a bit ‘where you’re going! Let me be clear, I do not find and I will never find any excuse to those who does not collect the droppings … but some people have an average crush of shit that I could understand if it was Stevie Wonder. It seems that if they go to seek his own lantern, to plant the foot on it and then attack the invective (against the wrong dogs and humans).
6 – If your child has “touched a dog” (NOOOO!!), Or has been licked by a dog (UHHHHH!), or exchanged with that of her toy dog (ARGHHHHH!!), Is not the If running to the emergency room.
But that’s not the case of diving for fish in the sink closer.
The coexistence and confidence with animals (including the exchange of kisses, hugs, cuddles and saliva) are strongly recommended by all the pediatricians of the world, they increase and improve the immune system of the baby.
Maybe the dog will be (in some cases, not at all …) Compagnucci dirtiest of asylum, but has approximately the 0.001% chance to attack any disease your child compared to them. Surely the baby will never take a dog lice, or a cold or chicken pox or mumps.
7 – If your child is not afraid of dogs but you and yes, avoid “lifting puppets” whenever a cross. Take the baby in her arms is the best way to entice the dog to jump out to see what you have that taken away from under the nose (a little ‘as for point 1, in short: if you do everything possible to attract’ attention, you will do).
If the dog at this point, you jump on him to sniff the baby, it’s easy to scratch you or him, so the baby gets scared and becomes seriously cinofobo like you. Nice, huh? You’d be well able to be happy, I know … but remember that children cinofobi are those at highest risk of being chased (why run away, see section 2) and possibly bitten.
8 – If a dog has made you a party and you have soiled her dress again, believe me survive.
And ‘civil right and the dog owner who offers to pay you the dye, but is a bit’ excessive to require imprisonment or flogging in the public square. Also because it is always the same rule of thumb: if you do not want a dog jumps on you, you are du ‘feet away. It is not that when / where you have to walk to force open the Red Sea in two.
9 – If the dogs make you sick or afraid, you can not expect others to revolutionize your life for your pretty face.
Dog into the house of his daughter-equipped first saying “Shut the dog that I fear,” and the second thing, “Look at all the hair, that’s disgusting”, is deeply unfair: The dog is in his house, you do not.
If you can not resist the sight of one thing and hairy tail, invite your daughter to your house and avoid going to break the balls to her, your relationship avvanteggerà it a lot.
10 – If you suck dogs or fear, if you have a problem: No dogs or their owners.
Adjusted accordingly and avoid imposing your point of view with arrogance at best, ask politely (and, almost always, they will meet you kindly).
And if yours is really a phobia, treatment facts: and I’m not joking or doing heavy sarcasm. Phobias are a disease, not a civil right. It should be treated as such.
Source (italian only): http://www.tipresentoilcane.com/2011/12/05/i-cani-ti-fanno-schifo-ecco-i-dieci-comandamenti-per-te/?cbg_tz=-60